Quotes by P. J. O'Rourke
| When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, ... | Read Full Quote |
| Whatever it is that the government does, sensible Ameri ... | Read Full Quote |
| A little government and a little luck are necessary in ... | Read Full Quote |
| Always read stuff that will make you look good if you d ... | Read Full Quote |
| The preamble to the Constitution states We, the People ... | Read Full Quote |
| There are a number of mechanical devices which increase ... | Read Full Quote |
| Love is a driver, bitter and fierce if you fight and re ... | Read Full Quote |
| Making fun of born-again Christians is like hunting dai ... | Read Full Quote |
| Politicians are interested in people. Not that it is al ... | Read Full Quote |
| Skiing consists of wearing 3,000 worth of clothes and e ... | Read Full Quote |
| The mystery of government is not how Washington works b ... | Read Full Quote |
| A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady and lef ... | Read Full Quote |
| Fish is the only food that is considered spoiled once i ... | Read Full Quote |
| Never fight an inanimate object. ... | Read Full Quote |
| Very little is known of the Canadian country since it i ... | Read Full Quote |
| Humans are the only animals that have children on purpo ... | Read Full Quote |
| With Epcot Center the Disney corporation has accomplish ... | Read Full Quote |